the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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