Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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