Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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