S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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