she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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