where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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