No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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