I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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