I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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