i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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