Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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