You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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