East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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