pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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