non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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