i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
DRUNK COOKIES
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