I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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