cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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