So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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