Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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