You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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