David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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