i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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