This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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