your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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