I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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