we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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