So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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