I think scott just propositioned me for sex
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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