Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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