Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Randomize
