whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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