Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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