I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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