best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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