yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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