hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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