you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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