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Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
