I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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