When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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