I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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