what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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