I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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