: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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