i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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