My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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