pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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