so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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