meet me or not, i'm out of control
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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