he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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