Christians are straight up FREAKS
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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