what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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