Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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