I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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