that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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